Bíblia fashionista – as frases de SATC

Nem vou gastar meu teclado fazendo um lead explicando o quanto eu e milhares de mulheres do mundo amam Sex And The City. Pela terceira vez, estou assistindo todos os episódios novamente e como nunca ando aplicando as teorias de Carrie e suas amigas na minha vida.

Por isso, resolvi anotar todas as frases célebres dos episódios que ando assistindo. Dá pra tirar um bom caldo viu?

Começando pela primeira temporada:

S01 E02 Models and Mortals – “Suddenly, I felt like I was wearing patchouli in a room full of Chanel” Carrie

S01 E04 Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys – Esse tem três frases essenciais;

“Are men in their twenties the new designer drug?” Carrie

“There are no available men in their thirties in New York. Giuliani had them removed along with the homeless.” Miranda

“Things we do for seraching!” Carrie

S01 E09 The Turtle and the Hare – “Puberty is a phase… fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle.” Stanford

S01 E12 Oh Come All Ye Faithful – Esse episódio também tem duas frases ótimas;

“Are relationships the religion of the nineties?” Carrie

“I was once with a guy the size of one of those little miniature golf pencils. I couldn’t tell if he was trying to fuck me or erase me.” Miranda

Segunda temporada

S02 E01 Take me to the Ballgame – “Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at two in the afternoon without judgment.” Carrie

S02 E03 The Freakshow – “Whatever happened to aging gracefully?” Miranda

“It got old.” Carrie

S02 E03 They Shoot Single People, Don’t They? – Várias boas;

“Is it better to ‘fake it’ than be alone?” Carrie

“What’s the big mystery? It’s my vagina, not the sphinx!” Miranda

S02 E06 The Cheating Curve – “Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls… because they can.” Samantha

S02 E08 The Man, The Myth, The Viagra – “I know your friends fine. Charlotte is the brunette, Miranda is the redhead and Samantha is trouble.” Mr. Big

S02 E09 Old Dogs, New Dicks – “There was so much skin, it was like a shar-pei!” Charlotte sobre um pênis se circuncisão

S02 E03 Ex and the City – “Women are for friendships, men are for fucking.” -Samantha

Terceira temporada

S03 E02 Politically Erect – “The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what happened with Nixon… no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.” Samantha

S03 E08 The Big Time – Charlotte e Samanta conversando;

“Oh my god! Vagina weights!” Charlotte

“Honey, my vagina waits for no man.” Samantha

S03 E09 Easy come, easy go – “Blowjob? They don’t call it a job for nothing!” Samantha

Quarta temporada

S04 E06 Baby, Talk is Cheap – “I don’t believe in email. I’m an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.” Carrie

S04 E09 Sex and the Country – “You can’t be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.” Carrie

S04 E10 Belles of the balls – “Are men just women with balls?”

“Balls are to men what purses are to women.” Carrie

S04 E14 All that Glitters – “To be in a couple, do you have to put your single self on a shelf?” Carrie

S04 E17 A “Vogue” Idea – “Show some respect, this is Vogue!” Carrie

Quinta temporada

S05 E02 Unoriginal Sin – “Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.” Carrie

S05 E04 Cover Girl – “I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.” Samantha

S05 E07 The Big Journey – “Some of the best sex I’ve had is with people I can’t stand!” Anthony

Sexta temporada

S06 E01 To market to market – “I like my money right where I can see it… hanging in my closet.” Carrie

S06 E02 Great Sexpectations – “Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.” Samantha

S06 E07 The Post-it Always Sticks Twice – “I once was broken up with by a guy’s doorman. ‘I’m sorry Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won’t be coming down. Ever.'” Miranda

S06 E19 An American Girl in Paris (ep 01) – “I can’t be drunk on the plane. I want to arrive stunning and impossibly fresh looking.” Carrie

E você, lembra de alguma frase ótima? Manda pra gente!

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3 Respostas para “Bíblia fashionista – as frases de SATC

  1. Roberta

    Porque nao coloca a traduçao das frases? Seria melhor, fiquei curiosa rs

  2. Kamila Garbulha

    ” Homem que não é casado é divorciado. Ou é gay ou vem do planeta não-me-namore ” MIRANDA

  3. Rafaela

    O post seria legal se fosse em português, tipo, meio sem noção fazer um blog brasileiro com conteúdo em inglês. Bom, enfim… senso a gente desenvolve com o tempo.

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